Hello and welcome to the newly redecorated living room of "We're Very Sorry About This..." - that somewhat bizarre glimpse into a Britain that no longer exists, except in our minds - So if you'd like to take off your jam spattered wellington slippers and slip out of something more comfortable, then you may continue to read down this page. If you don't slip out, well, read on anyway, because we're nice.

downloads
Well, we thought we'd provide you with this section so just say "Thanks chaps!". Within you can find certain soundfiles, images etc. etc. I mean, come on, just look ahead, I don't actually have to spell everything out for you chaps and chappesses do I?

soundfiles
Here are some soundfiles for you to listen to, here they are mainly bloopers, actually quotes and sections from the shows can be found in the "quotes" section...

"Preparing to Record" This 17 second snippet demonstrates what happens before a show records, in this instance, "King Kit's New Bathtub". Contains strong language.
"French Bathroom" Within this 7 second outtake, Mort learns that how "faucet" is pronounced. It's really not that tricky, I don't understand how he managed 16 years without knowing...
"Contact Schmontact" The Government Contact manages to make a moderately funny line even funnier by screwing it up, right and royally...
"There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Frenchman..." As the classic joke title suggests, Mort discovers first that he seems to be Scottish, and then French. Pesky voice actors...
"Who are you good sir?" Whilst recording the 5th show, our true feelings towards Neil Carmichael took no time to come to the surface...

Check back, as more soundfiles are usually added with each update. Listen to them here first before general release on the CDs.


Chris practises the "French
Lavatory Squat" position...

coming soon!
Volume 2 came replete with a bloopers reel, and now we're going to put it online! Listen as Maitiu and Chris screw up lines from all of the first few shows, all set to calming classical music. Coming soon to a website near you!

and yet more to come!
This is just a mere sample! Soon to be added to this section will be pictures, download packs, banners and all sorts. Keep on checking back!

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