Hello and welcome to the newly redecorated living room of "We're Very Sorry About This..." - that somewhat bizarre glimpse into a Britain that no longer exists, except in our minds - So if you'd like to take off your jam spattered wellington slippers and slip out of something more comfortable, then you may continue to read down this page. If you don't slip out, well, read on anyway, because we're nice.

VSAT quotations - by episode
Well, here are the quotes from the current episodes of VSAT. So, you get a sneak preview of some of Episode 5 you lucky devils!

The Search For The Yeti

The Mattress Snatchers

The Tale of the West

The Great Toothsack of 1899

King Kit's New Bathtub

 

The Great Toothsack of 1899
Introducing the Contact
The Contact was introduced for the first time with these immortal words.

Contact:
Announcer:

Yes, me contact! Government contact for me contact government contact me, government, ada oh, I, oh.
We try to ignore him too.

Out-witting Kit Balloon
Mort manages to convince Kit that he's a member of the government, even though he just made up the codeword...

Kit:

Mort:
Kit:
Mort:
Kit:

Yes, but wait dear listeners! I had just accepted to do this job for the government. Was Mort a secret agent of the government too? Mort? Are you a member of the government?
Oh, ah, um, yes, yes I am yes.
Well, say the code-word
Oh, <pause> money.
Oh, they must have changed it.

And the Spelling Prize doesn't go to the Ranger
A storyline that was never continued, in the first episode the Ranger is revealed to be dyslexic. Kit has simply oodles of sympathy.

Ranger:
Kit:
Ranger:
Kit:
Ranger:
Pinny:
Ranger:
Kit:

Anyway I understand you’re here to see the itey.
No, the yeti.
Yes, the itey. I’m dysmorsnic!
Spell it.
D I C L X E K
Ah, dyslexic
Yes.
How incredibly beardless of you.

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