Hello and welcome to the newly redecorated living room of "We're Very Sorry About This..." - that somewhat bizarre glimpse into a Britain that no longer exists, except in our minds - So if you'd like to take off your jam spattered wellington slippers and slip out of something more comfortable, then you may continue to read down this page. If you don't slip out, well, read on anyway, because we're nice.
VSAT quotations - by episode
Well,
here are the quotes from the current episodes of VSAT.
So, you get a sneak preview of some of Episode 5 you
lucky devils!
The Mattress Snatchers
Introducing the Contact
The Contact was introduced for the first time
with these immortal words.
Contact: |
Yes,
me contact! Government contact for me contact
government contact me, government, ada oh, I, oh. We try to ignore him too. |
Out-witting
Kit Balloon
Mort manages to convince Kit that he's a member
of the government, even though he just made up the
codeword...
Kit: |
Yes,
but wait dear listeners! I had just accepted to
do this job for the government. Was Mort a secret
agent of the government too? Mort? Are you a
member of the government? Oh, ah, um, yes, yes I am yes. Well, say the code-word Oh, <pause> money. Oh, they must have changed it. |
And
the Spelling Prize doesn't go to the Ranger
A storyline that was never continued, in the
first episode the Ranger is revealed to be dyslexic. Kit
has simply oodles of sympathy.
Ranger: |
Anyway
I understand you’re here to see the itey. No, the yeti. Yes, the itey. I’m dysmorsnic! Spell it. D I C L X E K Ah, dyslexic Yes. How incredibly beardless of you. |
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